Thursday, April 21, 2011
JOBA AND HUGHES EXCHANGE TEXTS
Joba: bro where's ur pitch speed?
Phil: f u. No idea
Joba: u should learn the knuckle ball with that velocity. Lol
Phil: if I didn't know u, I'd hate u
Phil: I know. Can't figure it out
Joba: long toss. Do it
Phil: dead arm
Joba: what does that even mean lol
Phil: no idea. Can reach 90
Joba: you will. You going SWB?
Phil: that's the rumor. Whatever I can do
Joba: don't feel bad, what about mariano??
Phil: yeah tough loss the other night
Joba: I made him hug me yesterday
Phil: what? Ha. Mo's no hugger
Joba: I made him. Rafy was laughing hard!!
Phil: wait. You hugged rivera and soriano smiled? Wtf
Joba: I know
Phil: never thought I'd see that in my lifetime
Joba: haha hilarious
Phil: mo will be fine. I just need to figure me out
Joba: you will. Don't forget, I was lost. Now I'm back
Phil: totally. Ur bad ass now
Joba: nice thx. Your not lol
Joba: trust me, it'll come bro, your phil hughes, golden boy
Phil: ha. Not if I can't pitch
Joba: you'll get right, when we get back to ny, rub the Babes head in momument park. I did
Phil: ill try anything
Joba: while ur at it, tell gardy too, he sucks right now
Phil: done. Stop being so mean
Joba: playing philip, playing
Phil: later Hutt!
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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