Friday, March 18, 2011
JETER & GARDY EXCHANGE TEXTS
Gardner: bro Nova was sick last night
Jeter: dude no doubt. School of sheen
Jeter: WINNING gardy
Jeter: ur a square ;)
Gardner: not quick with pop culture
Jeter: so u taking my lead off job gimpy?
Gardner: come on Dj
Jeter: bro. Do it. You have the tools
Gardner: ur the Cap
Jeter: bro, just get on and we have a shot everytime. watch the shins though haha
Jeter: Playin . but you can do it. im old
Gardner: ha...im winning?
Jeter: there you go Gard. ur hip lol
Gardner: I just want to start already
Jeter: true dat. Almost here
Gardner: u think I'm gonna be leadoff
Jeter: yeah, all good
Gardner: always wanted to be
Jeter: just don't f it up, they send u down
Gardner: no, really?
Jeter: playin bro
Gardner: nice, dick
Jeter: that's Captain dick lol
Jeter: and I'm winning bro. Winning
Gardner: no doubt
Jeter: how long you think the sheen jokes will last
Jeter: winning lol
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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