Swisher: Bro hanks off the deep end
Granderson: you guys partied way too much after 09. Haha
Swisher: hilarious. probably ;)
Granderson: just silly
Swisher: 09 was amazin. We're allowed alittle
Granderson: then he said we crapped around last year
Swisher: yea, whatever
Granderson: u didn't build a mansion did u??
Swisher: NICE!! Lol
Granderson: DJ pissed u think?
Swisher: nothing bothers that dude, jeets fine
Granderson: ready for saturday bro?
Swisher: the game? we'll play 1 inning. Piece o cake
Swisher: but try real hard so hank sees we're trying lol
Granderson: that's funny u should be a comedian
Swisher: add to my resume, baseball, acting, comedian
Granderson: true true
Swisher: so u ready?
Granderson: I want a ring yes
Swisher: I feel u. This is it. We need to dig deep, take hanks advice
Granderson: I just felt like my nutty Uncle was yelling at me ;)
Granderson: but we'll turn it into a positive, kick ass
Swisher: I feel that
Granderson: 11, here we come!
Swisher: later bro
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)